Funny bunny, sweetie pie,
Honey Bunch, you pack a punch
When you approach so does your lunch
It's on your teeth across your tongue
I am strong and I am young
But I can only stand so much
Bad Breath Bobby
We just can't be
Unless you somehow
Stop breathing on me!
You're so regal with such a face
Lips so lush they must be touched
But part them not, they're worse than mace
Disable my nose
Your stench is too much
I'm an honest girl but I still try
to reject the hurl for such a guy
Close your mouth
Talk with your eyes
That might just be how I prefer most guys
I need a boyfriend.
You need a girlfriend.
But we can't be friends.
Until that scent ends.